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Post by pilot on Nov 10, 2005 21:57:54 GMT -5
So I went to see Showbread tonight, and these guys tell the worst jokes ever. Anyways, the show was alright. Showbread always puts on a good show, except when they jokes. Example: There once was monster name Harry. He was big and green and had scales and wings and could shoot fire from his mouth. One day, Harry was walking with his friend Roy. As they walked along, Harry began to get further behind. So, Roy asked Harry why he was draggin'. Get it.  ;D |
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Post by Solid on Nov 10, 2005 22:19:06 GMT -5
My gosh...anyways, I'm guessing they said "krunk" a lot too? He wouldn't shut up when I saw them last Sunday. "Well, hello Krunklin" (my city is Joplin...) "ya'll are acting really krunk tonight. We like krunk. In fact, it needs to get more krunk up in here. So krunk out. We have this thing called the 'krunk-o-meter' and we want it to be on full krunk." They play a song. I mosh. Back to them talking. "Alright, now this is the krunkiest krunking krunk I have ever krunked in. So Krunklin, let's obliterate the 'krunk-o-meter'" They play a song. I mosh again. I get punched in the gut. WOOHOO! Fun concerts......it was krunkin' awesome.
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Post by tappistrt on Nov 11, 2005 2:05:32 GMT -5
What the krunk is up with that joke, pilot?
I actually uttered a giggle. ;D
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Post by pilot on Nov 11, 2005 13:40:44 GMT -5
I used that joke today at school. Some people chuckled.
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Post by Derwydd. on Nov 11, 2005 15:24:32 GMT -5
personally....I think Showbread is just all-out terrible, so this doesn't surprise me
the krunk thing made me laugh though
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Post by In Christ, the metalhead on Nov 11, 2005 15:48:57 GMT -5
i love Showbread. They're great.
Thats a lame joke though, lol, and i don't understand it.
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Post by John on Nov 11, 2005 21:45:56 GMT -5
personally....I think Showbread is just all-out terrible, so this doesn't surprise me the krunk thing made me laugh though What he said. |
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Post by amoyensis on Nov 12, 2005 13:29:05 GMT -5
That's just them. They're weird and fun.
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Post by Solid on Nov 12, 2005 15:09:25 GMT -5
I like them because they are nothing I've ever heard before. Ofcourse, metal is overall in my music collection. They also have great lyrics.
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Post by pilot on Nov 12, 2005 16:36:56 GMT -5
That's just them. They're weird and fun. Exactly, and that makes the shows fun. It's always a good time. |
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Post by John on Nov 12, 2005 19:03:25 GMT -5
No offense, but, I think they're gay.
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Post by Solid on Nov 13, 2005 15:55:30 GMT -5
Why? Because they were short shorts, fingernail polish, and scream like little girls?...the Bravo channel just popped into my head.
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Post by John on Nov 13, 2005 17:47:10 GMT -5
Why? Because they were short shorts, fingernail polish, and scream like little girls?...the Bravo channel just popped into my head. Yeah....... That would probably be why.... |
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Post by Solid on Nov 13, 2005 22:33:30 GMT -5
Well, the other day, I went to the Heavy Hitterz Fest tour or whatever (hardcore stuff...meh), and the bassist of one of the local bands wore those pink cheerleader shorts that say "CHEER" on the back and he didn't have a shirt on...it was gross.
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Post by John on Nov 14, 2005 20:52:23 GMT -5
Oh my  Images...... In..... Mind....... Must...... Remove...... Images........ From......... Mind..... |
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Images...... In..... Mind....... Must...... Remove...... Images........ From......... Mind.....