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Post by runny on Oct 7, 2009 17:28:34 GMT -5
Everything has such a melancholy shine tonight
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Post by dismalmorgue on Oct 7, 2009 23:22:29 GMT -5
the lord wants us to pee on him
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Post by Van Zan on Oct 7, 2009 23:59:05 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure if this guy walked into my parents church, they'd make him an elder in about a week. SERIOUSLY.
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Post by Josh on Oct 8, 2009 0:14:05 GMT -5
Whats your parents church like?
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Post by Van Zan on Oct 8, 2009 0:17:17 GMT -5
It's pretty crazy. This guy has said that he prays for Obama to die and go to hell, they would never say that, but all the "we are the only people that can really teach the Bible" bulls**t is a big deal there.
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Post by Josh on Oct 8, 2009 0:35:32 GMT -5
They must not get out alot or something. I wonder if people like that actually read the bible though, or they just read the parts that will suit them and their motives the best. I went to a church like that, but they were really preaching predestination like if their church was the only one that will have way and right into heaven. They believed that babies dont go to heaven and that gays are born gay. Its insane s**t.
The thing that blew me away the most was they were handing out this one book by John Piper, whom everyone seemed to love at that church, and the number they ordered was 144 books. The same f**king number that's in revelations, where it says that only 144,000 people will get into heaven and be redeemed from earth. The size of the congrigation was small as well...thats why they ordered only that many...but still it was nuts.
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Post by Muffy on Oct 8, 2009 8:43:49 GMT -5
That's ridiculous...
I watched a bunch of this guys other videos, and the only one that I came close to agreeing with him on anything he said was the one about Kirk Cameron...
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Post by Scott on Oct 8, 2009 19:24:21 GMT -5
The same f**king number that's in revelations, where it says that only 144,000 people will get into heaven and be redeemed from earth. That's actually not what that passage says. Sounds fairly JW to me...
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Post by ecclesiastes on Oct 11, 2009 9:35:09 GMT -5
The same f**king number that's in revelations, where it says that only 144,000 people will get into heaven and be redeemed from earth. That's actually not what that passage says. Sounds fairly JW to me... agreed and i actually lol'd at this sermon. where in the world did this guy go to school?
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Post by Van Zan on Oct 11, 2009 17:13:44 GMT -5
He didn't. He just has a crap load of Bible verses memorized. The guy is not a pastor, he's just a political commentator that likes to blaspheme during his commentary.
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Post by billyneverdies on Oct 14, 2009 22:50:31 GMT -5
Good news--Steven Anderson was beaten and tazed at a border patrol station.
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Post by Jeremy on Oct 14, 2009 23:01:56 GMT -5
ha, giving border patrol a hard time. IDIOT.
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Post by Josh on Oct 14, 2009 23:20:11 GMT -5
What a noob.
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Post by feverstone on Oct 15, 2009 0:39:42 GMT -5
A big internet lol @ the video. (I'm assuming it's real...?)
I love how he stresses the importance of the KJV as if it were the document scribed by "teh zomgsh hand ov god himself!!11"
The newer Bible translations (the ESV for example) are translated from older and more accurate manuscripts than the KJV's. The historic KJV is a decent translation, but today is respected mainly because it was the first English translation and has descriptive and poetic language.
As for his sermon in general, the words "huh?" and "LOLWTF" come to mind.
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There are other ridiculous videos of this guy on Youtube. So I'm wondering whether he's acting or not.
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Post by Jeremy on Oct 15, 2009 1:23:07 GMT -5
but wait, there's more!
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