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Post by notavailable on Mar 28, 2010 2:37:59 GMT -5
Dear _______,
Last night I had a dream that I killed you. And it was so nice, because as I beat your skull with a crowbar, you screamed, and I can't tell you how helpful that was for my shaking hands. I was really nervous about it all, but for some reason while I was breaking your bones the cracking noise made me feel more relaxed. I was even able to whistle while I was ripping out your internal organs, and it only mildly upset me when your spinal fluid spilled all over my new shoes. It was really my mistake for wearing them in the first place. I do want to thank you for taking so long to die, because the companionship made it much easier to go through with. I can't imagine how long it would have taken me to completely dismember your body if you had stopped breathing after I sliced open your stomach. By the way, you might want to check your diet, the insides of your stomach smelled terrible. I mean, besides the acid that lines the inside of it obviously. You bled out of course, it was only a matter of time considering how many arteries I had severed. I wasn't sure what to do with your body so I just propped it up on a stand in my living room. I regretted cutting off your arms, because I soon realized how great of a coat rack you would have been. I guess I figured I'd use the next one for that. Well, anyway, have a great time at your church's youth camp, see you in a week.
Sincerely,
L.E.M.
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Post by Jacob on Mar 28, 2010 11:48:19 GMT -5
Wat is this? Something you wrote? How is this art? Is it real?
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Post by scribe on Mar 28, 2010 12:51:30 GMT -5
what the f**k
whatever
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runny
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I am cool or something.
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Post by runny on Mar 28, 2010 14:48:43 GMT -5
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by Muffy on Mar 28, 2010 16:11:06 GMT -5
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 28, 2010 17:13:19 GMT -5
reminded me of this-
WARNING-not for the squeamish
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Post by Josh on Mar 28, 2010 22:05:00 GMT -5
I would love to get a letter like that.
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Post by Kerrick on Mar 29, 2010 1:00:43 GMT -5
Hmm. Not sure what to say about that... though I am impressed. Thoroughly creepy! reminded me of this- WARNING-not for the squeamish Haha The Cell. Not a bad flick, though Tarsem really hadn't quite matured. Have you seen The Fall? Beautiful movie. I am stoked for his next one - I have a feeling it's going to blow the Clash of the Titans remake out of the water.
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Post by notavailable on Mar 29, 2010 1:08:40 GMT -5
This is something I wrote. It's not to anyone in specific. It just came out when I was in a less than stellar mood. It's very strange, definitely.
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Post by Jeremy on Mar 29, 2010 1:44:29 GMT -5
I'm definitely going to check out The Fall.
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Post by phillip on Mar 29, 2010 17:51:44 GMT -5
Haha, the end was great.
Constructive criticismmmmmmmm: You may want to get rid of things that read a little strange, like: "...the insides of your stomach smelled terrible. I mean, besides the acid that lines the inside of it obviously." That's like saying "the inside of the insides of your stomach."
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Post by darkbunny on Mar 30, 2010 1:34:33 GMT -5
Mmmm makes me wanna listen to some Paper Chase. God they're amazing.
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