fleshnblud
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Post by fleshnblud on Jun 1, 2005 14:05:37 GMT -5
So, if Jesus lives in my heart than He would physically be very small...how then can He hold the whole world in His hands?...oh, I know, when all the little Jesuses living in the hearts of men come together they combine to form one huge Jesus, and the collection of Jesuses hold the whole world in His hands?!
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Post by In Christ, the metalhead on Jun 1, 2005 17:05:31 GMT -5
LOL. Yeah, thats about right. We have tiny Jesus's in our heart, and together they form super Jesus... and yes, he can hold the whole world in his hands. Because he's cool like that. lol ;D
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Post by cherryx on Jun 1, 2005 18:29:40 GMT -5
hes kinda like a Power Ranger
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Post by Solid on Jun 2, 2005 0:28:50 GMT -5
HaHa, as funny as that is...some people might actually believe that. That's the scary part. Now my question is...how to refute this?
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fleshnblud
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Post by fleshnblud on Jun 2, 2005 2:38:00 GMT -5
HaHa, as funny as that is...some people might actually believe that. That's the scary part. Now my question is...how to refute this? Perhaps you are right, if someone is that easily side-tracked I would just encourage them to read the Bible...church might help, if they ask what church, tell them to go to a church that doesn't think Jesus is tiny and lives in their heart and He combines with all the other Jesuses to form one huge Jesus who holds the whole world in His hands! |
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Post by Solid on Jun 2, 2005 14:01:34 GMT -5
Now what would you call that religion that believe in little Jesuses and blah blah blah? (this is gonna be interesting)
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fleshnblud
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Post by fleshnblud on Jun 2, 2005 17:23:11 GMT -5
ha ha, good question...I'd probably call it current Christianity (sadly), though we wouldn't say that we believe in a tiny Jesus we do practice a small Christ...but if this were to become a new trend you might have to tell people, "I believe in Jesuses, and you must to if you shall be saved." Perhaps, Church of the Jesuses Christs within the Later Day Saints (ha ha ha!)...
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Post by Solid on Jun 3, 2005 0:36:17 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You crazy people.  |
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Post by DenverRockBrian on Jun 3, 2005 0:47:33 GMT -5
whoa, this thread was an interesting read...
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Post by UndEd on Jun 3, 2005 20:22:04 GMT -5
Wouldn't the plural of Jesus be Jesi? ya know, cactus-cacti, octopus-octopi, fungus-fungi? eh, oh well...doesn't quite have the ring of "jesuses" anyways.......
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Post by Solid on Jun 3, 2005 22:47:46 GMT -5
Multiple Jesi...this is the making of a new religion...just when ya'll thought there were too many.
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fleshnblud
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Post by fleshnblud on Jun 3, 2005 22:49:31 GMT -5
Wouldn't the plural of Jesus be Jesi? ya know, cactus-cacti, octopus-octopi, fungus-fungi? eh, oh well...doesn't quite have the ring of "jesuses" anyways....... Oh, for such a young one you are quite wise...and sassy! Welcome to the pack!!! You should check "Faith and Beliefs" and go to "the oddities of posting" it's a real winner of a discussion...quite a good pick if you ask me, which you didn't, but if you did...okay, I'm just sayin'... |
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Post by Solid on Jun 4, 2005 0:54:04 GMT -5
I LOVE THESE BOARDS! |
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Post by In Christ, the metalhead on Jun 4, 2005 14:54:46 GMT -5
Multiple Jesi...this is the making of a new religion...just when ya'll thought there were too many. thats so funny! |
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Post by Solid on Aug 5, 2005 18:16:17 GMT -5
So since there are multiple Jesi in this world, a whole army of Jesi could have taken Rome like that *snaps*...That would be interesting to see a bunch of long-haired bearded dudes all in white robes whipping Roman soldiers...
-DenverRockBrian
Yes, interesting indeed. Funny too.
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