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Post by Josh on Jun 30, 2009 21:43:34 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: NAKED? You: Somewhat You: you? Stranger: male or feamela You: Both Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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runny
New Member
I am cool or something.
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Post by runny on Jun 30, 2009 21:47:56 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hello You: wuzzup Stranger: if you seriously said that to me Stranger: i would be tempted to punch you in the face You: wuzzup You: wuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzupwuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzupwuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzupwuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup You: wuzzup Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I made this guy for 10 min think he was talkin to a chick. it was so damn funny.
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Post by Josh on Jun 30, 2009 21:51:18 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: THE GAME You: DAMN IT ALL You: I LOST YOU MOTHERf**kER You: -shoots self- Stranger: owned Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Post by Samhain on Jun 30, 2009 22:02:49 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: soup Stranger: hi Stranger: pie. You: egg Stranger: cheese and onion You: waffle Stranger: potatoes You: gravy Stranger: carrots You: I f**kING HATE CARROTS!! Stranger: no wai! You have disconnected.
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Post by Muffy on Jun 30, 2009 22:14:10 GMT -5
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 한국인ㅋ You: hi Stranger: 시망ㅋ Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi You: i just vomited all over my screen Stranger: not my business Stranger: so boy or girl? You: neuter You: you're talking to a robot dumbass Stranger: oh Stranger: how can a robot vomit? You: it spews battery acid You: which is slowly leaking into the monitor Stranger: alright Stranger: then next time you just say "leaked" NOT "vomitted" ok Stranger: ? You: sure Stranger: you little piece of machine Stranger: and You: so what are you? Stranger: always end up with "sir" You: so ur a bro? Stranger: machines dont need to know that kind of stuff You: tru Stranger: just answer my question Stranger: that's all you need to care about You: what question Stranger: you little piece of s**t You: now you're confused Stranger: you don't have any right to ask a question You: manure is great fertilizer Stranger: because you are just a machine Stranger: machines are there to serve the human You: and humans are there to make stupid mistakes Stranger: you should die if I say "Die" Stranger: got that? You: Live? You: Robots will dehumanize you Stranger: and clean the room if I say so You: you will become one of us You: implant the artificial You: take out your eyes You: you pathetic organism Stranger: but You: ANIMAL You: CREATURE Stranger: you will be disposed before you do that You: BEAST You: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: you are out of order right now Stranger: you are broken You: does not compute Stranger: you are useless You: try something else Stranger: I should go You: that i can work with Stranger: humans should not waste time unlike you You: leave You: inferior human Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by thedude on Jun 30, 2009 22:14:35 GMT -5
how did you find this site? ha
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Post by Samhain on Jun 30, 2009 22:25:50 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: I put on my robe and wizards hat Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA! *youre dead* You: charging +29 spirits You: attack missed! You: no damage Stranger: CRUCIO!!! Stranger: MWAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: bella trix strikes again! You: +30 damage taken Stranger: stuppify! Stranger: *tickle tickle* Stranger: asl You: immune to tickling You: level 50, male warrior class, deep cavern Stranger: level 70 female mage class Stranger: renegade You: casts firebane! Stranger: ... O.o You: a scorching attack, enemy takes +120 damage Stranger: richous! richous! Stranger: lol nerd You: parries attack! You: only +10 damage Stranger: ...BELLA TRIX IS NOT AMUSED Stranger: Stranger: poke attack! Stranger: -6969697869430692038690238609859694085694560945609840961398756-`28756-12857-3476-376-376192460948950 damage You: warrior collapses Stranger: yay!! Stranger: *huggies!* Stranger: *pokes dead body with a stick* You: Cleric casts vivify, warrior is not resurrected You: Cleric casts vivify, warrior is not resurrected Stranger: CEDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCC You: Cleric casts vivify, not enough MP Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You: Cleric does a dance Stranger: i will miss Stranger: you You: Cleric's MP increases by +20 Stranger: tickle attack You: Cleric casts vivify, Warrior is revived! Stranger: -9999999999378459384758375897348578934769275029059304609360936098346 Stranger: damage Stranger: i have just met u and i love u Stranger: hug attack! -44774748239042456256+21+65156165126164516 damage warrior is dead You: Cleric flees! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by phillip on Jun 30, 2009 22:58:30 GMT -5
You: Hello Stranger: m/f You: Both You: You? You: You? You: Me? You: Us and Them? Stranger: you You: Me, okay! You: What about me? Stranger: are you a guy? You: Well... sorta You: You see, it's a long story You: It all started when my dog, Spot died Your conversational partner has disconnected You: Hey! Stranger: hi You: How are you? Stranger: good You: Nice! You: ... You: ... Stranger: what? You: I don't know... You: It was just a kinda awkward silence Stranger: well, my music is turned up too loud, so i didn't here it, You: Lame. You: What are you listening to? You: Wold? Stranger: Megaherz You: Oh, them. You: I've heard a lot about them. Stranger: i love german industrial metal You: I know. You: It's the best. Stranger: yup You: Mmhmm... You: You should get into some Wold Stranger: were are they from? You: Like, Scandanavia or something. Stranger: going to youtube them right fast, see if they are on there You: They aren't. You: They're on MySpace Stranger: ok Stranger: it just like nothing but random noises You: Random noises? You: Did you listen to Evocation of Badb You: It's Black Metal at it's finest Stranger: hmm, never really cared for black metal You: well, poo Stranger: Wild Abra Appears! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: u play maple story? You: Of course. Stranger: rlly? You: Yeah. You: Do you? Stranger: yaa You: Cool. Stranger: then wat is the game about if u play? You: MapleStory (Korean: 메이플스토리) is a free-of-charge, 2D, side-scrolling massively multiplayer online role-playing game developed by the South Korean company Wizet. Several versions of the game are available for specific countries or regions, and each is published by various companies such as Wizet and Nexon. Although playing the game is free, character appearances and gameplay enhancements can be purchased from the "Cash Shop" using real money. MapleStory has a combined total of over 50 million subscriber accounts in all of its versions.[3][4] MapleStory North America (Global), for players mainly in North America and outside of East Asia, Southeast Asia and Europe, has over three million players.[3] Stranger: wow Stranger: u copy and paste Stranger: lol You: What? Stranger: wats ur name? You: I wrote that! You: My name is Henry. You: What's yours? Stranger: no like ur ms nam Stranger: e You: Oh. Stranger: mapple story name Stranger: lol You: EggsASL Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by notavailable on Jul 1, 2009 1:29:02 GMT -5
You: I'M N/A bunguin Stranger: egg You: CHEETOS CHEETOS CHEETOS Stranger: slow f**king typer
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: khjd'fgkjadg You: 'g;kmnzg You: fmlxf You: fsg';nkmd;kmt You: 'fgn[pgmn] You: m You: dlmd'g;nmdg You: nlmdg You: n;ktnt[oj Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: who are you? Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE x6598:32:2009: As required by Megan’s Law, Omegle.com is legally required to inform you that THE PERSON YOU ARE CHATTING WITH IS A FORMERLY CONVICTED CHILD SEX OFFENDER. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!] Stranger: the clown next door You: do you want to know my address? Stranger: i already do! You: Do you know my penis length? Stranger: see you tonight. mr 6 inch You: Average guess. You suck. Stranger: with my teeth You: HAWT Stranger: i leave a mark or nothing at all You: HAWT = WHAT You: See what I did? You: I rearranged the letters Stranger: i see what you did there You: STRANGER DANGER You: Its a song. You: Its a pretty good one too. You: Its about you! Stranger: i know my icecream truck plays it You: Your ice cream truck must be pretty COOL. You: Get it? Stranger: come on in and see You: You know only employees are allowed past the door! You: Its got the sign You: that says Stranger: i make an exception for minors You: Minor leaguers? You: Like Many Ramirez? You: He took fertility pills Stranger: failure You: So he got suspended Stranger: rule 34 You: He's an odd one, that Manny Ramirez Stranger: the game You: Did I win? Stranger: its over draw? You: Maybe. But only on Tuesdays. Stranger: l8er You: sk8tr Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by Brent on Jul 1, 2009 1:44:54 GMT -5
why did you take off the caps?
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Post by nofarttoofar on Jul 1, 2009 2:14:05 GMT -5
Alright, this guy made me lol. And he commended me on my wonderful trolling job.
You: u black? Stranger: no... Stranger: are you? You: yea Stranger: because... well, i black person once stole my bike You: i dont like white folk Stranger: and now I hate black persons You: f**k u man Stranger: with a passion You: y u be oprssin us You: takin away our freedon Stranger: because its fun You: white devils Stranger: and you deserve it Stranger: for being a niggewr You: f**k u You: f**k U You: we culd kill u Stranger: black person You: f**k You: U You: white faggot Stranger: black person You: HIONKEI You: ONKIE Stranger: black personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack personblack 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shoot u You: best not cum 2 detriot Stranger: lol, they don't sell guns to black persons You: shoot ur ass up Stranger: i really do love black persons though You: f**k u Stranger: i have quite a few in my family tree Stranger: they're still hanging around! Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHA You: dey shuld kill u You: wut Stranger: haning around Stranger: like on a rope Stranger: cause i lynched them Stranger: because they're black persons Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person You: wut da f**k u talkin bout Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person You: Stranger: i really do love black persons though You: f**k u Stranger: i have quite a few in my family tree Stranger: they're still hanging around! Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: black person Stranger: black person You: Stranger: i really do love black persons though You: f**k u Stranger: i have quite a few in my family tree Stranger: they're still hanging around! Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHA You: Stranger: i really do love black persons though You: f**k u Stranger: i have quite a few in my family tree Stranger: they're still hanging around! Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: black person Stranger: black person You: Stranger: i really do love black persons though You: f**k u Stranger: i have quite a few in my family tree Stranger: they're still hanging around! Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person Stranger: black person You: we bout to get u Stranger: nah Stranger: black persons can't hunt Stranger: thats why they picked cotton You: f**k u You: f**k u Stranger: if the cotton moved, they'd be too lazy to chase it You: f**k u You: f**k u You: f**k u Stranger: black person You: we da fastist You: fastir den u Stranger: you "da dumbist" You: smarter den u Stranger: "dumbir den everyone" You: smarter den u Stranger: not likely Stranger: my IQ is miles above yours You: we da best You: ur scurred You: ur scurred Stranger: yes You: ur scurred Stranger: I'm scurred You: ur scurred Stranger: but luckily, i'm not scared Stranger: because I'm intelligent You: boi u scurred Stranger: I evolved past the black persondom stage Stranger: and no longer resemble a monkey You: wut da fycj Stranger: you f**king spook You: man wut da f**k You: u ackin lyk u sum kina god Stranger: black babies are so cute You: f**k u Stranger: swinging from vines and s**t You: honkiez gunna die You: we gunna kill u Stranger: if we did, black persons would be close behind Stranger: they lack the ability to survive on their own Stranger: slavery was really a gift Stranger: we gave you options Stranger: and allowed you to mimick us You: we kill ur ass Stranger: so that you could appear to have intelligence Stranger: i mean You: cum 2 detroit man Stranger: its obviously a bad mimicry You: shoot u up Stranger: i don't go to detroit Stranger: i am white You: exaclty Stranger: i am allowed in the nicer parts of the country You: u scurred Stranger: i don't get kicked out of restaurants and bars Stranger: for being a f**king lowlife black person human-wannabe You: ur a wannabe honkie You: u wanna be gangsta Stranger: the fact that my insult went over your head further proves how doomed your species is Stranger: I won't say race Stranger: because truly, you are something else You: racist You: racist honkie, dats all u r Stranger: no human could possibly be that stupid, lazy, or ill informed about the world or life itself You: racist Stranger: I can't be racist Stranger: I don't acknowledge you as human Stranger: I could be species-ist You: wtf f**k u Stranger: but i keep pets and stuff Stranger: that thats a given You: u dont make ny sense Stranger: you don't either Stranger: reading your poor excuse for typing gives me a headache You: wtf You: f**k u Stranger: the only difference is, you can't understand me because i'm intelligent You: u dont make any sense You: im smarter den u Stranger: I can't understand you because you type like you speak and don't enunciate properly You: i understdoo dat Stranger: oh really? You: racist You: ya we talk diffrently Stranger: in your own words, convey what I just said back to me Stranger: no... not differently. I talk correctly Stranger: you talk incorrectly Stranger: and like a black person Stranger: a filthy sub-human black person You: no u do You: f**k u You: f**k u You: f**k u Stranger: I also noticed that you didn't take me up on my challenge Stranger: further illustrating your lack of reading comprehension You: wut challence Stranger: and general ignorance Stranger: You: in your own words, convey what I just said back to me You: wut You: f**k u Stranger: ... Stranger: scroll up the page You: were u honkie Stranger: i don't have time to deal with your stupidity right now Stranger: were I honkie? Stranger: no idea what the f**k that is supposed to mean Stranger: I suppose it must be black person talk You: where You: u honkie Stranger: Igga Jigga Foshizzle Bix Nood? You: cum up in da hood You: we gunna eat u lyk food You: dont wanna mess wit me Stranger: like fried chicken covered in watermelon? You: drop u lyk a tv You: out da window Stranger: the tv you were looting when the cops showed up? You: grab my pistol' You: shoot u in da head Stranger: the pistol you bought illegaly You: now ya dead Stranger: and commit crimes with You: wut u gunna do You: u ackin lyk a fool Stranger: and you're spelling like a black person Stranger: and acting like one too You: comin up heer Stranger: I really hope you're actually white You: drinkin beer You: wtf You: f**k u Stranger: because if you're not, and really speak, act, and think this way, i'm going to rage so hard Stranger: and request a carpet bomb of boston You: i hav white frends You: but dey dont hate Stranger: if they're friends with you, they're black person lovers Stranger: which are as bad, or worse, than actual black persons You: f**k u honkie Stranger: is that all your master taught you to say? Stranger: fuk u honkie Stranger: its cute You: i dont hav a master Stranger: you only know how to mimic what the white man has told you You: honkie Stranger: you obviously don't have a diploma either You: wtf Stranger: or a GED Stranger: or even a 6th grade education You: talkin lyk u in colleg Stranger: hell, my neice in 4th grade speaks with a better vernacular than you Stranger: I am in college You: cum up heer 2 da streetz You: c how long u last Stranger: because I don't want to end up a stupid f**king black person "on da streetz" You: racist honkie Stranger: and you are so proud of being ignorant Stranger: thats the worst part Stranger: I really hope you die before you breed You: im dun wit y Stranger: lol Stranger: you can't even get angry properly Stranger: oh boy... the white man sure did fail the negroes You: u dont understnd wut we went threw Stranger: we didn't teach them enough to actually act human Stranger: just enough to half ass it Stranger: I Stranger: Iz Stranger: goinz Stranger: ta bed Stranger: nou Stranger: so i can Stranger: go to work Stranger: tomorrow You: get shot Stranger: btw, work is what white people do to get money You: up on da blocks Stranger: its like... honest You: tell me who not Stranger: and isn't stealing Stranger: tell you who not what? You: u gunna get rocked Stranger: you are terrible Stranger: and a wonderful troll Stranger: thank you so much You: step up on da block Stranger: for these past 20 minutes You: f**k u You: honkie Stranger: i truly enjoyed myself You: im dun witchu Stranger: you've said that... twice now You: u dun? Stranger: i'm gonna have to post this on /b/ You: da f**k? Stranger: oh god... Stranger: you're actually a black person?! Stranger: HAHAHAHA Stranger: that's even better Stranger: some dumbass black person is going to go to sleep tonight Stranger: angry You: da f**k u talkin bout honkie bref Stranger: because he got made fun of by some white kid You: come up on da block You: gunna get shot You: cappin lots You: pans n pots Stranger: who has more potential than him, his parents, his siblings, and 90% of his extended family combined Stranger: ... Stranger: pans and pots? Stranger: you're f**king white Stranger: c'mon out, david Stranger: I know its you You: whu da f**k david You: is dat ur gay lover You: lol Stranger: lol Stranger: that was quite the zinger Stranger: for a retard Stranger: well... black person You: ur retarded n gay Stranger: retard Stranger: they're interchangeable Stranger: wow You: nd a rascist honkie Stranger: that is spelled "racist" and "honky" Stranger: you f**king black person Stranger: if you're going to insult me Stranger: do it correctly Stranger: and not in a black person fashion You: go bak 2 ur white house Stranger: go back to your black slave quarters You: da f**k You: im dun withcu Stranger: thats 3 times Stranger: black person You: so wut im bored Stranger: you're also a black person Stranger: black person You: honkoie\ Stranger: you can't even spell honky right Stranger: after i told you how to spell it You: spell it how i wanna Stranger: no Stranger: you won't You: itz called ebonics Stranger: because if you do Stranger: i'll take you out behind the slave quarters and whip you Stranger: like a black person Stranger: and ebonics isn't a real language Stranger: its something made up to promote ignorance among black persons Stranger: so they don't feel bad for being stupid You: man f**k u You: HOINKY Stranger: Hoinky? You: HONKY Stranger: whats a hoinky? You: ur gay Stranger: you're retarded You: go 2 ur job at da gay store You: lol Stranger: at least its better than sitting on the street begging for "change" Stranger: thats the last thing we needed Stranger: was another black person in DC asking for change Stranger: i mean... it is the white house You: man f**k u u probaly suck bush Stranger: I suck bush? You: n mcain Stranger: what? You: f**k u Stranger: who is mcain You: john mcain Stranger: you make no sense Stranger: your black person logic is confusing Stranger: I know of no one named John Mcain Stranger: I know of a john McCain You: ur gay You: ur gay You: ur gay You: obama kills him Stranger: so obama is a murderous black person? Stranger: i'll have to tell the press You: he bringin change man You: u betta watch out Stranger: lol Stranger: change? Stranger: what has he changed? Stranger: we're still spending money we don't have You: all da stuff dat bush f**k up Stranger: the war in Iraq is still going on Stranger: he is the black bush Stranger: but specifically, what has he changed? You: da s**t dat bush f**k up i told u HONKY Stranger: no, specifics Stranger: not generalizations You: dey voted on 90% of da isues diffrenytly Stranger: ... Stranger: that isn't specific Stranger: what specific policies has he overturned Stranger: and changed You: man u gay Stranger: and what laws has he taken out Stranger: no, I just ask you questions you don't know the answer to You: i dont no but its comin Stranger: man.... You: u betta beleve it Stranger: I used to have hope for america Stranger: but now that i see you say stuff like this Stranger: I can see its a lost cause Stranger: You don't even know any of his policies, do you? You: ya get out You: dis is our female anatomyry Stranger: who's country? You: ours Stranger: who are the people generalized in "ours" You: wut Stranger: by "ours" who do you mean Stranger: you stupid black person Stranger: who doesn't understand anything Stranger: including politics You: f**k u You: f**k u You: u betta watch out Stranger: its funny Stranger: whenever i catch you looking stupid, you automatically make threats Stranger: that you couldn't possibly follow through with Stranger: because you are a black person, and black persons never follow through with anything You: its peple lyk u dat make me hate whites Stranger: its people like you that make me thing black persons should have been shipped back to africa after the abolition Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by Paul on Jul 1, 2009 2:15:55 GMT -5
You: "hi!" You: OMGWHATAREYOUTYPING!the suspense! Stranger: Hi there You: REally? You: all the wait for that? You: SO... how are things? Stranger: I'm wondering if ur Chinese You: Well, almost. Stranger: almost? You: I'm Caucasian. WHich may as well be asian. WHich may as well be CHinese. You: Right? RIGHT? Stranger: ic Stranger: so where ru You: New York. Do you wear pants or shorts more often? Stranger: i love BIG APPLE Stranger: well no You: WHAT THAT MAKES LITTLE TO NO SENSE Stranger: Im a girl You: I'm not from the city either, there are other parts of new York, you know. You: Girls can't wear pants or shorts? SINCE WHEN Stranger: i prefer something girlish You: Oh. YOu mean lederhosen? You: Or am I completely off base here? You: Please! Educate me! Stranger: why don't we change a topic You: ...okay.
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Post by bayonetwork on Jul 1, 2009 5:49:05 GMT -5
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: i'm a guy] You: with needs? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This one literally I was like wtf? Probably wont go back on until I use Xenobank to anonymise me.
Stranger: hi Stranger: oh bunguin hahahaha You: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH Stranger: lol You: UM You: LIEK MUDKIPZ? Stranger: lovez You: aw, you play along You: others just give up after a while You: ahaha Stranger: sorry Stranger: haha You: it's ok Stranger: have you done the You: ? Stranger: *automatic message* [Omegle is legally obligated to tell you that the owner of the other party's IP is a registered sex offender. You are advised not to hand out any personal information. Enjoy your chat!] Stranger: followed by a Stranger: asl? ;-)
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Post by Josh on Jul 1, 2009 10:27:48 GMT -5
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: r u a fele You: heeeeelllo You: yeeees Stranger: female You: i am Stranger: ?? Stranger: yay You: lol Stranger: r u fit? You: No im a fat motherf**ker Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by nightometal on Jul 1, 2009 11:17:16 GMT -5
Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMM You: Excuse me? Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMMM You: I'm sorry, but that is leud and frankly, not suitable for a website accessable by children You: What if my daughter came here and saw this stranger typing "MMMMMMMMMMMM" to her? Stranger: WELL Stranger: UH Stranger: I MEAN Stranger: I COULD BE JUST EATING SOMETHING Stranger: AND IT TASTE GOOD You: Oh sure you could. You: Your a pig you know that? You: A filthy pig You: What would your mother think? You: Imagine she was looking over your shoulder right now You: Would she approve of your MMMMMMMMMM Stranger: OKAY Stranger: CALM DOWN Stranger: PLEASE Stranger: s**t Stranger: WOMAN Stranger: LISTEN TO ME Stranger: I WAS SAYIN MMMMMM Stranger: CAUSE IM EATING Stranger: A TACO Stranger: A PINK TACO Stranger: OH s**t You: Oh your eating a taco!!!! Stranger: THATS BAD TOO Stranger: UH Stranger: SORRY You: I know you kids and your slang You: Your a pig Stranger: LISTEN Stranger: JUST Stranger: CALM DOWN Stranger: WILL YOU Stranger: YOUR DAUGHTER Stranger: SHOULDN BE HERE Stranger: IN THE FIRST PLACE Stranger: DONT BLAME IT ON ME Stranger: HOW ABOUT Stranger: YOU CONTROL Stranger: YOUR DAUGHTER Stranger: HUH You: What do you mean my daughter shouldn't be here? You: Who are you to parent my children? You: She's in college You: I can't watch her every move Stranger: THEN Stranger: STOP WORRYING Stranger: SHES A BIG GIRL Stranger: MAYBE Stranger: SHE LIKES CYBER HUH Stranger: HUH? Stranger: MAYBE Stranger: SHE GETS ON OMEGLE Stranger: AND READ MMMMM Stranger: SHE GETS TURNED ON Stranger: AND LIKE Stranger: GETS WET Stranger: AND Stranger: TAHTS SAFE SEX FOR YOU You: If I could slap you I would Stranger: FACE THE TRUTH You: Don't you dare talk about my daughter like that Stranger: FACE Stranger: THE TRUTH You: She took a chastity oath Stranger: YEAH Stranger: I DONT CARE Stranger: HERSELF Stranger: SHE TOUCHES Stranger: EVERYNIGHT You: You .... pervert Stranger: LISTEN Stranger: OKAY Stranger: MAYBE SHE DOESNT Stranger: JUST Stranger: DONT BLAME IT ON ME You: It's men like you who cause nice girls like Ashley to do terrible terrible things You: You look at us women as meat You: And play things! Stranger: NO Stranger: I DONT Stranger: I RESPECT GIRLS You: You sicken me Stranger: I RESPECT YOU Stranger: I REALLY DO You: You aren't respecting Ashley right now! Stranger: BECAUSE Stranger: IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN Stranger: OMG You: "she touches everynight" Stranger: JUST Stranger: OKAY Stranger: IM SORRY Stranger: IM SORRY OKAY Stranger: IM SURE Stranger: SHES A GOOD GIRL You: Sure, you can say these things over the internet to strangers You: But that doesn't change your outlook on us Stranger: ID TAKE CARE OF ASHLEY Stranger: ID TREAT HER Stranger: LIKE A PRINCESS You: TAKE CARE OF HER!!!! You: She wouldn't go near a peice of trash like you Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT Stranger: SCREW YOU Stranger: I DONT WANT ASHLEY Stranger: ANYWAYS You: Good, you go back to your prostitutes and cocaine Stranger: NO Stranger: ILL GO BACk Stranger: TO TOUCHIN ASHLEY Stranger: SHE TOUCHES HERSELF Stranger: EVERY NIGHT Stranger: THINKIN ABOUT ME Stranger: MMMMMMMMMM You: You f**king pig Stranger: ABOUT Stranger: MY FINGERS Stranger: AND AND Stranger: MY TONGUE Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMMM You: Well ... that is all I needed You: I tracked your IP Stranger: MMMMMMMMM Stranger: and and Stranger: my mouth You: The police will be paying you a visit soon for sexual harassment Stranger: HEY Stranger: IM SURE Stranger: YOU'D ENJOY IT Stranger: WANNA TRY? You: You don't deserve a woman like me You: Pig
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