Stranger: hi
You: yes i am
Stranger: ?!?!
You: tumbleweed connecion
Stranger: nice weed?
You: gets the job done
Stranger: hmm smokin weed everyday
Stranger: and its your day
Stranger: i know
You: you know?!
Stranger: f**kl you
Stranger: man
Stranger: no way weed are drugs!!!
Stranger: drugs are bad
Stranger: very bad
Stranger: your brain
You: eggs?
Stranger: and your eggs
You: you like em?
Stranger: start to grow
Stranger: like an
Stranger: bean^^
You: *CRACKS EGG ONTO FRYING PAN*
You: THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CRACK
Stranger: what crack?
Stranger: no way crack is very bad
Stranger: ask your mother man
Stranger: sorry man
Stranger: im sorry
You: we snort line and high five into oblivion
Stranger: oblivion
You: my moms is chill
Stranger: ?
Stranger: oblivion morrowind?
You: meh
Stranger: an pc game ?
Stranger: right
Stranger: oh man how is the weed in uk?
Stranger: in germany its somethimes very very nice
Stranger: but sometimes
Stranger: slow mow^^
You: im in california
Stranger: california hmm ok
Stranger: arnold schwarzenegger got no eggs^^
Stranger: ´he is an switzerländer
Stranger: no sooryy
Stranger: austria
You: are you racist?
Stranger: no but all people
Stranger: that came from austria
Stranger: were very bad man
Stranger: schwarzenegger likes bunker^^
Stranger: and hitler
You: he also like t 'n a
You: HITLER HTler HITLER
Stranger: what hitler?
You: i name my gold fish hitler
Stranger: f**k you
You: he hates juice
Stranger: i like you have you ever f**k an girlß
Stranger:
You: your grandmother
Stranger: oh man you didnt have stil^^
Stranger: style
You: she does
Stranger: your mother
Stranger: is
Stranger: fat
Stranger: and lokes like the dead michael jackson
You: no, she does cocaine
Stranger: f**k you
You: i thrilled your granny
You: i beat it
Stranger: f**k you man
Stranger: and f**k you all
Stranger: california people
Stranger: in the ass with an banana haha
Stranger: ring ring ring banana phone
You: i can cut a bannana in half w/ me a**hole
Stranger: dupdidup
Stranger: you need an medic
Stranger: man
You: i medicate everyday
Stranger: shut up do you had an kid with
Stranger: Bush?
Stranger: !
Stranger: haha
You: no i trim bush
Stranger: do you hate your father?
Stranger: haha
You: he lives in a trailer made of cardboard
Stranger: typing typing concentrate
Stranger: dont make an wrong answer
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: tip tip f**k you
You: when i was with your mother's mother i was a smooth criminal, when i left there was blood on the dance floor
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no
Stranger: typing typing
You: no
Stranger: jey
Stranger: do you loke talkshows?
Stranger: look
Stranger: watch
Stranger: what ever
You: i only watch porn and fox news
Stranger: good wo´rk
Stranger: man
You: but sometimes i get confused
Stranger: i must went eat my dog he need an new child
You: and think the porn is real life
Stranger: ciao
Stranger: hau rein
Stranger: can you read this
Stranger: you KRAUTFRESSER!
You: your going to father the child of your dog?
You: im not mexican , i cant read that
Stranger: haha its nt mexican
Stranger: its
Stranger: Mongolisch
Stranger: near asia
Stranger: you noew
You: damn mongolians
Stranger: Dschingis Khan
Stranger: 4chan?
You: o noez
Stranger: noez?
You: 4chan? for breakfast?
Stranger: see ya
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Stranger: hi
You: meg?
Stranger: meg?
You: MEG
Stranger: meg?
You: meeeeeeg
Stranger: are you alright?
You: o-_-o
You: meeeeeeeg
Stranger: your strange!