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Post by jupiter on May 6, 2008 0:37:34 GMT -5
THE RHINOCEROS PARTY!!They have a platform that appeals to me, and should appeal to everybody. A few of they're promises are: 1. Repealing the law of gravity 2. Providing higher education by building taller schools 3. Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages 4. Ending crime by abolishing all laws 5. Adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks and tractors first, then buses, eventually including small cars and bicycles last 6. Banning guns and butter, since both kill 7. Banning lousy Canadian winters 8. Renaming the country Nantucket 9. Putting the national debt on Visa 10. Making the Trans-Canada Highway one way only and other worthy ideas. Consider the other pathetic parties: The Conservative Party wants to waste a boatload of money policing everybody's genitals, fighting drugs (and giving organized crime something that they can use to make money) and giving tax cuts to help existing business while spurning new small business. The Liberal Party are weaker than a Dennis Miller joke, they spend like idiots and give the same foresight-less tax breaks the Conservative Party wants to give, and they're too worried about "offending" people to stand up for anything. The NDP wants to waste a truck load of money on band-aid solutions, they hate nuclear power for no good reason and they would waste time making sure appointments are "equal" and not merit based. Its pretty clear that the Rhinoceros Party stands far above the competition.
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Post by clareabel on May 6, 2008 1:22:36 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA that's awesome. Presumably they're an actual party, like the Monster Raving Loony Party in the UK.
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Post by amoyensis on May 6, 2008 11:58:53 GMT -5
"Paving Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot"
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Post by radar on May 6, 2008 22:52:33 GMT -5
All we got is the Green Party.
lololololol
Seriously though, the US needs to work on their satire.
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Post by jupiter on May 7, 2008 2:39:13 GMT -5
"Paving Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot" I wanted to put that one, but I decided that 10 was a good enough number. I'm considering running as a Neorhino (provided that the next election is in 1 year, when I'm done university).
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Post by Fyacin on May 7, 2008 8:19:53 GMT -5
ROFL Salmi later legally changed his name to Satan. In 2007, Salmi filed a lawsuit against the federal government of the election rules that lead to the disbanding of the Rhinoceros party, demanding $50 million compensation. As Salmi's name is now legally "Satan", the lawsuit was filed under the name Satan versus Her Majesty The Queen.
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Post by Ferd Berfel on May 7, 2008 13:56:39 GMT -5
I'm going to register as a Rhinoceros when I register to vote.
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Post by runny on May 7, 2008 18:00:23 GMT -5
ROFL Salmi later legally changed his name to Satan. In 2007, Salmi filed a lawsuit against the federal government of the election rules that lead to the disbanding of the Rhinoceros party, demanding $50 million compensation. As Salmi's name is now legally "Satan", the lawsuit was filed under the name Satan versus Her Majesty The Queen. HAHA
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Post by jupiter on May 8, 2008 12:49:43 GMT -5
ROFL Salmi later legally changed his name to Satan. In 2007, Salmi filed a lawsuit against the federal government of the election rules that lead to the disbanding of the Rhinoceros party, demanding $50 million compensation. As Salmi's name is now legally "Satan", the lawsuit was filed under the name Satan versus Her Majesty The Queen. That is amazing. I didn't know that.
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Post by samson3191 on Jun 2, 2008 22:29:17 GMT -5
Banning Canadian winters?I totally picture a few guys in shorts and t-shirts with rhino masks on standing in the middle of a blizzard going,"Get out of here,dammit!" yelling at the snow.
Funny stuff,jupiter.
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Post by Atheo on Jun 3, 2008 20:38:15 GMT -5
I think my dad voted for them, once.
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Post by radar on Jun 4, 2008 15:33:55 GMT -5
Banning Canadian winters?I totally picture a few guys in shorts and t-shirts with rhino masks on standing in the middle of a blizzard going,"Get out of here,dammit!" yelling at the snow.
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Post by samson3191 on Jun 5, 2008 11:58:23 GMT -5
^XD
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Post by Patrick on Jun 5, 2008 20:00:39 GMT -5
6. Banning guns and butter, since both kill I would gladly support the Rhinocerous party over the competition ;D! Just get rid of #6 and it will be a PERFECT political system. You said no laws! That means plenty of guns for everyone!
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Post by davo on Jun 11, 2008 17:05:34 GMT -5
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